The Puppy and the Lamb

Just got done watching "The Devil Wears Prada". If you have not seen this movie, go and see it right now! GO! It's good and it makes me wanna go out and do some serious shopping! I've been looking around for a cute military-style jacket but haven't found one....yet. It's one of those things that I want really bad but can't find it anywhere. Talk about frustrating. Too bad I don't have the convienent availablilty of online shopping....that could help me somewhat.

So now I'm snackin' on some deliciously bad browinies shock-full of chocolate goodness. I'm breakin' the "healthy diet" rules by eating after 7pm. Ooooo, I'm such a rebel. Lol.

I GOT A PUPPY!!!! YYYYAAAAYYYY!!! WWWAAAHHHOOOOO!!!! His name is Puppy (not really, but I've got to protect ma baby!) He's uber adorable, cuddly and PERFECT!! He's amazing! I love him SO much! I've only had him for....5 days now and I'm already attached to him. Gosh, I LOVE him!

Okay, early this morning at like 2:30am or so, I woke up to Puppy whining. He did this whining thing the morning before at around the same time and I let him outside and he left a lovely steaming present on the blemish free snow (well, it's not blemish free anymore!). I thought that he had to go to the bathroom again so, I put on my robe and slugglishly went downstairs to the backdoor. I opened the door to let Puppy out but he just sat on his tush and stared at me. I motioned for him to go outside with a sweep of my hand and encouraged him to go to the bathroom. He just stared at the snow-covered sidewalk, looked back at me and cocked his head to the side (aawwww...sooo adorable).

I was getting tired of waiting in the cold and it was obvious he wasn't gonna move, so I closed the door and started petting him. Well, he must of had a great spur-of-the-moment idea in his head because as I got up, I felt him clutch my leg and start doin' the nasty to it. Yeah. I just looked down and was....speechless. I felt a laugh start to bubble its way up, but supressed it and detached Puppy from my leg and told him "no". I gave him his really ugly toy (I think its supposed to be a lamb) to distract him and went back to bed.

Ten minutes later he started barking....again. I went downstairs....again. I opened the door for him to go to the bathroom....again. He gave me the whole innocent and confused look and started fricken' humping my leg...again!!!! For one, I didn't even know puppies were even capable of doin' that (I'm guessing it's a natural intinct of theirs...obviously) and two, WHY did it have to be my leg. Yes, Puppy is a puppy and he's doing no harm. BUT, it felt very awkward and vibraty-ish. Once again, I unclutched his paws from my leg, set him down and said "no". I distracted him with his toy and he must of saw some attractive qualities in that ulgy little lamb toy cause he started doin' the nasty to it. He was on his side, laying down too.

Off I went to bed, falling asleep to the squeaking of that poor ugly lamb toy. I think it was callin' out to me....for help.

Anyways, I'm probably gonna stay up late tonight watchin' SNL or something. Night world!

Lots o' Love,
Scarlett October (xoxo)