Baby Boom

There's a baby boom in Hollywood....again. Why does it seem that evey few months or so a good handful of Hollywood's 'children' are expecting their own? Anyways, here's some of the pregnant stars:
Alicia Keys (I just found out she was pregnant today)
Celine Dion (Twins! She's been trying really hard to have another kid and she's expecting twins!)
Christina Applegate (I love Christina! A breast cancer survivor *wahoo* I'm so happy for her!)
Miranda Kerr (She's that Victoria's Secret model who married Orlando Bloom. Awww, cute couple!)
Samantha Harris (She hosts 'Entertainment Tonight' sometimes)
Am I forgetting anyone??

I think babies are cute....sometimes. I'm not really interested in all the pregnancy details, just who's pregnant. Ugh, I can't stand the birthing part. I am for sure (FOR SURE) scarred for life after I watched a birthing video 2 years ago in health. Miracle of birth? Yeah right. The baby's head (I don't care what people say) was NOT small, it was frickin' HUGE! How do women push that out?? It was bigger than the mom's head!

Then it was all blue and had a thick film of creamy white stuff and blood all over it. How do those doctors stand it?? Why are they even interested in the job??

I realize that it's a special moment and a new life has entered into this world. But WHY does it have to be how it is? Why does a baby have to come from 'down there'? Why can't the process be like one of those plant and grow things (kinda already is, I know). Like, you buy a 'baby seed', throw it in some water with a few drops of both of the parents' blood and you watch it grow. Kinda like those toys that grow bigger and bigger in the water. You know how easier life would be??

And what's so hard about the guys part? Women are the ones who have to do all the work: Grow the baby, beat through all the icky pregnancy stuff, GIVE BIRTH, and take care of the baby, la di da di da.......

Hmmmm....then there's the thing about how we have periods.....

I don't know. Giving birth is extraordinary and I'm amazed at what women (I still consider myself a teenager) can do/are capable of doing. Growing a baby is hard work and I'm proud of my fellow ladies. We're superhuman. Dude, we can grow another human. How cool is that?

I was watching Jay Leno a couple of nights ago and there was this comedian doing stand-up. This isn't exactly what she said, but pretty close:
"Guys think they're so much better than women. 'I went to Eagle Scouts. I can make a rope.' Oh yeah? Well women can reprodoce. Yeah, we can grow another human. And know what else? It comes out on a rope!"
Haha, thought that was pretty funny.

Okay, this is a random fact, but I like random facts. Elephants are pregnant for 2 years. 2 YEARS! They have to carry their child for 2 YEARS!! How amazing is that!

OMG!! I wonder if my Driver's Ed teacher and his wife had their baby yet! Okay, so in June I went to Driver's Ed and I had this unbelievably HOT (SOOOO HOT) teacher and his wife is pregnant with their first child and her due date is this month (Sept.). I'm soooo happy for them!! Oh, and it's amazing to have a hot teacher. Whenever he looked at me (he had amazing eyes! A light blue/turquois color) I got that butterfly feeling. Don't worry, it was just a crush.

Anyways, he's a 2nd grade teacher (awwwww), he's funny and......hot. He looks like that Ian Somerhalder guy (exactly like that guy). Look him up. You'll probably sa-woon over his pic. He's one hot dude!! (And yes, he's from the Vampire Diaries. Told ya I was kinda obsessed with that show) ;P

Lots o' Love,
Scarlett October (xoxo)